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captain-carol:

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wow rude

  #lol    #omegle    #funny    #haha  
simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash grier

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

 Benedict Cumberbatch edit 4/?

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

 Benedict Cumberbatch edit 4/? 

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via gaydeductions)

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?""hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

gotitforcheap:

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

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Marvel’s Chris trifecta

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Song: Everybody
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oheytyler:

prince—william:

cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

this went exactly where I wanted, expected, and needed it to go

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”