CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
80% Humour, 10% Benedict Cumberbatch, 5% Cool Stuff, 5% Cuties. ALSO, I'm always here to chat if you need me!
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
All I want in my life is clear skin and a life time supply of witty one liners to be able to constantly crush those I find inferior to me
Mostly the clear skin though
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR
HOW IWONDER WHERE U R
UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH
HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.