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stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

chapstek:

Years & Years- “Traps”

teacher: you have a new classmate
me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

castiel-is-the-fallen-angel:

Doctor Who

          ↳One day to go 

  #*SCREAMING*  

thetorterra:

snowbouquet:

Another set of parents “doing it right” - and having fun while doing it.

The short-shorts dad truly is awesome

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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codeinewarrior:

codeinewarriorsmather:

codeinewarrior:

happy mather’s day

thenk

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codeinewarrior:

codeinewarriorsmather:

codeinewarrior:

happy mather’s day

thenk

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hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”